Oct 15, 2008

Chelsea Football Club Owner Building $400 Million Mega-Yacht with Submarine, Missile Defenses


Russian billionaire and Chelsea soccer club owner Roman Abramovich is building a $400 million mega-yacht. Yawn, you say? You have two? OK, well, this yacht has its own submarine. And armor plating with bulletproof glass. And little boats that fit inside the bigger boat. And a frickin' missile defense system that will alert he and his crew of 70 former SAS soldiers that there be pirates in those waters. It should be noted that Abramovich's other yachts—the 377 ft. Pelorus, 282ft Ecstasea and 160ft Sussurro—all pale in comparison to the 550 ft. Eclipse, and do not include missile detection systems. You can never be too safe, right?

The Eclipse, so named because Abramovich desires that it overshadow all other boats at sea, also includes an escape submarine, just in case pirates or other rapscallions make it on board. The submarine seats two, so Abramovich and his gorgeous girlfriend Daria Zhukova, 26, can make a hasty flight to safer waters (or go down to 160 ft. deep) while his hired guns secure the decks.

Abramovich's Eclipse will also have room for 24 guests, a cinema, aquarium, disco and a hospital. But no weapons—under maritime law, private vessels are banned from carrying them. Hence, the yellow submarine action and missile defenses that border on paranoia.

Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator


After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!

Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent.

So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions.

Oct 12, 2008

Kartu Kuning dan SKCK

Kartu Kuning (Dikeluarkan oleh Kantor Kecamatan sesuai KTP):
1. Foto kopi KTP
2. Legalisir ijasah terakhir
3. Pas foto 3x4 dua lembar
4. Siapkan uang rokok
(Kartu Kuning diperpanjang setiap enam bulan sekali dengan dicap di Kantor Kecamatan)

SKCK (Dikeluarkan oleh Kantor Polres sesuai KTP):
1. Surat pengantar kelurahan (Dikeluarkan oleh Kantor Kelurahan sesuai KTP):
- Surat pengantar RT&RW
- Foto kopi KTP
- Foto kopi KK
- Siapkan uang rokok
2. Foto kopi KK
3. Foto kopi KTP
4. Pas foto 4x6 lima lembar

5. Siapkan uang rokok

Perpanjangan SKCK (tiga bulan sekali):
1. SKCK asli yang masih berlaku
2. Foto kopi KK
3. Foto kopi KTP
3. Pas foto 4x6 empat lembar
4. Siapkan uang rokok
(Bila SKCK sudah mati harus membuat SKCK baru)

CPNS 2008

1. Departemen Hukum dan HAM

2. Departemen Kehutanan

3. Departemen Pekerjaan Umum

Syarat pembuatan Kartu Kuning dan SKCK

Oct 6, 2008

Chocolate Cures Cough


Chocolate is improbably useful for heart and cheers up. And recently scientists proved that this sweet delicacy also can relieve of cough.

Experts managed to establish that chocolate contains substances theobromines, which possess anti-cough effect. And these properties are expressed in this dessert even more, than in anti-cough medical products.

Such conclusions were made by scientists as a result of a research spent with participation of several volunteers.

A part of group took classical preparations against cough, including codein, and others were treated by a sweet medicine. Chocolate appeared more efficient than codein. Thus it does not cause by-effects, like a medical preparation.

Oct 3, 2008

Search 2001, the Year When Google Actually Did No Evil


Now that we're a decade old, we figured we're long overdue for some spring cleaning. We started digging around our basement and found all kinds of junk: old Swedish fish, pigeon poop, Klingon translation books. Amazingly enough, hidden in a corner beneath Larry's and Sergey's original lab coats, we found a vintage search index in mint condition. We dusted it off and took it for a spin, gobsmacked to see how different the web was in early 2001. "iPod" did not refer to a music player, "youtube" was nonsense, and if you were looking for "Michael Phelps," chances are you meant the scientist, not the swimmer. "Wikipedia" was brand new. Remember "hanging chads"? (And speaking of that election-specific reference -- if you're a U.S. citizen, it's not too late: please register to vote.)

We had so much fun searching that we wanted to put this old index online for everyone to play with. We thought it'd be even cooler if we could actually see the full versions of the old web pages, so we worked with the Internet Archive to link to their cache of these pages from 2001. Step into the time machine and try a 2001 Google search.

Suspected Sarah Palin E-Mail Hacker is the Son of a State Representative


Last week it was revealed that the Palin email "hack" was little more than a lucky guess and that a trail of evidence existed that would likely lead the authorities to an arrest. Apparently, this evidence has lead the FBI to the home of a 20-year-old student at the University of Tennessee named David Kernell. To make matters worse, David is the son of Democratic Tennessee state representative Mike Kernell. The apartment was thoroughly searched, but no criminal charges have been filed just yet. I suppose it goes without saying, but if Kernell is found guilty, this simple hack may bring both his life and his father's political career to a screeching halt.

Historic Photo Shows Atlantis and Endeavour Together for the Last Time


How's this for a truly awesome photo? Shown in the foreground is Space Shuttle Atlantis on Launch Pad A. The shuttle in the background is Endeavour, on Launch Pad B. Currently, both shuttles are locked and loaded for launch, should something go wrong up in space with the October 11 Atlantis mission. As Tom explains over at his Astronomy Blog, having two shuttles on the pad at the same time is rare, but it is not a cause for concern.

When the ISS is not available for rescue purposes, as it might not be for this mission, a second shuttle is made ready for a quick launch. What is sobering, however, is this image is potentially the last of its kind. The space shuttle program is scheduled for retirement in 2010, leaving little chance for similar shuttle family photos in the future.

LA Train Victim Makes 35 Phone Calls From Beyond the Grave


If you haven't been creeped out yet today, this crazy morbid story from the scene of the recent Metrolink train disaster should do the trick. Apparently, family members of passenger Chuck Peck received 35 calls from his cellphone throughout the night of the crash. There was nothing but static on the other end of the line, but Peck's fiancee used these opportunities to shout encouraging messages into the phone like "hang in there baby. We're gonna get you out. You're gonna be okay." The authorities managed to trace one of the calls which lead them to the first train and eventually to his body. Unfortunately, Peck died on impact.

It is logical to assume that the phone calls were the result of a technical malfunction and not supernatural forces. And, there has been no analysis of the condition of the cellphone itself. But consider this—all 35 calls were made to close family members only: his son, brother, sister, stepmother and fiancee.

Ferrari V4 Motorcycle Concept

We try not to tease you with concepts too often, but this Ferrari V4 superbike by Israeli industrial designer Amir Glinik is just too beautiful to pass up. Packed with a modified engine from a Ferrari Enzo, hand controls from a F-16 fighter jet and buttons from a Formula 1 race car, there's not much in the world of badass that hasn't been centrifuged into the design. Under the hood:

As far as how fast it goes and how much the bike would cost, we can only speculate about very big numbers in both cases," Glinik says. Cold, Glinik. Cold.

40GB Playstation 3 Price Drop Coming on Sunday


Information in a leaked Blockbuster memo has revealed that the discontinued 40GB Playstation 3 is set for a $40 price drop on Sunday, bringing it down to $360. The memo also notes that a 40GB bundle with an HDMI cable, Spiderman the movie and Transformers the game will see a drop as well. It's not what I would call a huge discount for a system pulled by Sony, but if you don't mind having only 40GB of storage it could make for a decent Christmas present.

1Gbps Fiber-Optic Service Arrives in Japan on October 1


Near-instantaneous downloads will soon be possible in Japan thanks to a speedy new, widely available, fiber-optic service from ISP KDDI. The service will offer upload and download speeds (each way) of up to one gigabit per second. The service goes online October 1 for single family homes and low-rise apartment buildings for about $56 a month, and will be considerably higher than the current 100 megabits per second norm most Japanese citizens already enjoy today.