Damn you, Starbucks: Too much coffee can cause a woman’s breasts to shrink, according to a new study.
The research, conducted at
“They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear,” says Helena Jernstroem, an experimental oncology lecturer at
Just when we thought we’d come up with a great new game, though, the researchers nixed our idea:
“Anyone who thinks they can tell which women are coffee drinkers just from their bra measurements will be disappointed,” Jernstroem insists. “The problem is that there are two measures for a bra, the cup size and the girth, so you wouldn’t be able to tell.”