If you’re wondering why there’s been a fundamental shift in the way search engines index and serve results from older, aged sources percolating to the top to ‘real time search,’ it’s because Aliens are on their way to earth right now and they need to keep up on the latest earth news and gossip.
Consider this for a minute: If you were on an 8 year journey to a new planet inhabited by a race of billions of rapidly evolving, highly unpredictable and potentially hostile beings, wouldn’t you want to not only know their history but keep up with current happenings as well?
So how you accomplish such a feat? You jack their interstellar wi-fi and surf their internet, that’s how…and that’s exactly what a group of Aliens are doing right now as they hurtle toward earth at nearly 4x the speed of light.
On March 27,09, AllNewsWeb.com published an article titled: Breaking News: Barack Obama prepares for UFO arrival, open alien contact claiming:
The aliens indirectly contributed to the development of internet search engines and they are in limited contact with Google through SETI. They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival.
It is believed that search engine algorithms are somewhat based on the form of telepathic communication they use.
So yeah, for the first few years internet search engines exist, they refine their algos to dig up the older, more relevant and most credible data so our Alien visitors can learn the back-story of earth, and then as they get closer to the planet they concentrate on current events to gain a better understanding of our current culture; hence, the shift to real-time search and instant update services.
It’s all starting to make sense now.
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